Little Red Riding Hoods and Caucasian captives: why the Russian Federation dives in the Middle Ages

Alexander Shtokman

The game, as noted by the Stavropol edition of Newstrecker, was worth the candle. A scandal for the entire Runet due to violations of the exam rules, demonstrative contempt for the ritual of presenting this very beret - all the usual components of the "festive Caucasian set" did not prevent either the leadership of the National Guard or various veteran organizations from pretending that everything is OK in this best of the worlds.

First representative Rosgvardii GRIBAKIN made miserable statement in the spirit of "nothing, and if it was, then Cho So-and-so?" And then hung-winning veterans BB headed by a founder of the Special Forces Training Center "Vityaz" Sergei Lysyuk channel voenkora Seeds Pegova Wargonso have confirmed that "everything is fine", but the fact that one of the candidates on a vertical obstacle dangled on the belay like a fly in a spider's web to the spectators' yululyukaniya, well, all the same "met the standard".

How well-deserved Veveshniki proved to be convincing, says The shitstorm that arose in the comments of the Pegov channel (that is, literally not a single positive comment!) and the ratio of likes and dislikes is 1 to 2, which is generally a rarity for YouTube - this is how you should try to infuriate your target audience.

The second incident with a characteristic Caucasian accent did not receive such a resonance, although from the point of view of a normal person, it was much more outrageous and socially more dangerous. From a shelter for victims of domestic violence in Kazan in broad daylight, people in police uniforms simply kidnapped two residents of Dagestan who had fled from the goodness and moral bonds of feudal society. The father of one of the fugitives is a Dagestani theologian and preacher with his own YouTube channel, yes still in the position of the head of the education department at the local muftiate (well, it must have never happened, and now not again, but again ...). Now women, as usual, are already at home, they say that they did not run away anywhere, they were misunderstood and in general, everything is good. Please do not disturb.

The Ministry of Internal Affairs of Tatarstan at first did not find anything smarter than to inform the Kazan edition of Inkazan that it knows nothing about all this, there were no official requests from the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Dagestan, and the police officers who stole two Russian citizens are not clear what kind of policemen, and in general “the uniform can buy each". In any, as they say, military trade. At the same time, it is clear to the child that in a few days track down and steal two people in region of another federal district it is absolutely impossible without the help of the local law enforcement system. And if it is possible, then this, in fact, is the GREATest criminal offense against a free person who has all the constitutional rights assigned to her.

That is, the Tatarstan Ministry of Internal Affairs considers all this fierce medieval game with the capture of escaped captives with a lasso and other horse riding as either the norm, or just a trifle, about which it is not worth bothering with any intelligible explanation. Then they realized that a completely ridiculous picture was obtained and a new version was born - the women were allegedly caught by orientation from Dagestan, because there are suspicions that they were recruited to Syria, to the ISIS banned in the Russian Federation. The fact that such a version raises many questions to the official clergy of Dagestan (recall, one of the fugitives is the daughter of the local mufti), again, somehow they did not think. And ISIS is a very convenient thing for explaining any evil, the origin of which is somehow difficult or inconvenient to explain, much like the devil in the Middle Ages. If anything, you can always blame the machinations of Satan.

If you think about it, then An ordinary citizen of the Russian Federation, by and large, should not worry about the scandal with the presentation of maroon berets. The fact that the "symbol of military valor" of the internal troops is vulgarized and converted in a clear kid's little red cap, to which a salary increase is attached, and in special Chechen cases even a new Mercedes - all this is a purely internal problem of a certain category of current and former servicemen and employees of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. After all, in modern so prettier Grozny, where there is practically no crime, the security forces do not need any military superpowers. Well, the author of impudent comments on Instagram or some, scary to say, LGBT representative will not fight off SOBR, shoot in a fighter who is stretched out on the belay, who cannot, on the third attempt, jump into the window "on the address". And there are no other enemies in the most luxurious republic of the North Caucasus, as it were, everyone has been defeated.

But when the police of unknown origin in broad daylight they simply steal and take away wherever they want two citizens, because the law of the mountains is an order of magnitude more important than the laws of the Russian Federation, then “this is different” already begins.

It is obvious that it makes no sense to ask any questions about this to the Dagestani Ministry of Internal Affairs, as well as to the “heads of education departments” of all kinds of muftiats. This train left 20 years ago and now try to talk meaningfully with the chthonic collective unconscious from the era the early Middle Ages is just silly. But questions to law enforcement officers in other regions (we understand that tomorrow on the spot Tatarstan can be any other subject of the Russian Federation) should appear. And they are not about the decline in the prestige of a beret of some special color, they are about the protection of the Constitution and civilization in general on the territory entrusted to you, comrades policemen.