Posted 30 декабря 2022,, 10:30

Published 30 декабря 2022,, 10:30

Modified 30 декабря 2022,, 11:32

Updated 30 декабря 2022,, 11:32

Maybe they should buy Volokolamsk for themselves? A good way to solve the problem of road-trains in Moscow

Maybe they should buy Volokolamsk for themselves? A good way to solve the problem of road-trains in Moscow

30 декабря 2022, 10:30
Moscow motorists cannot understand why the problem of Russian officials' motorcades has not yet been solved in the capital.


The original way out was proposed in his blog by Moscow lawyer Alexey Fedyarov:     

"Yesterday I missed the motorcades in Moscow all day, big and small, and even one very big, maybe the biggest, but who knows for sure.

I was thinking what to do with it.

I don't have enough space with the motorcades in Moscow, they need to do something, I can't not go to Moscow, but where they go, and, most importantly, why, it's unclear. If the first question can be answered approximately, then the second will remain a mystery for centuries.

I came up with a solution. They just need to buy a Volokolamsk. Residents should be relocated wherever they want, they deserve it.

And these in Volokolamsk, let them travel powerfully - there will be only motorcades and traffic cops in the city, and servants, escorts and dealers will sneak secret paths at night.

Let the Old and New Squares, Lubyanka, the Kremlin, the White House, Okhotny Ryad, the prosecutor's office in full force move.

The Investigative Committee can be left, I like Bastrykin, he has a boarding school for pupils and cadets. I want to see how it ends.

To enclose Volokolamsk with a security perimeter by the FSIN forces, to keep in touch with the world through blogger Dmitry Medvedev, he is an intellectual.

The city should be renamed Kygyburg.

No, in Kygybyrg".

This post gave a powerful impetus to the imagination of numerous readers of Fedyarov, however, purely censorship considerations do not allow them to lead the vast majority, Muscovites are so tired of this unsolvable situation. Therefore , we give here the most innocent:

- You have come up with a New Year's gift option for them. I would move them to a dying district center. To live on a pension and disability benefits with "amenities" in the yard, and from the screen Sobchak and Kandelaki explained to them that this is wrong and it is necessary to get out of the comfort zone.

- It seems to me that Kygyburg should be placed in the direction of Siberia.