TV compared Europe to Hiroshima and proposed to "instill" a culture of negotiations in NATO

Sergey Mitrofanov

Well, of course, this time you won't be able to "graft" - take the negotiations, and you're done. With a predetermined result. But then we will certainly teach them to love our Motherland. Other important topics include covid. Putin gave us two weeks to prepare mentally and get sick with full awareness of this process.

How Russian diplomats taught culture to NATO members

As a conscientious consumer of the meanings of the TV, I was, of course, interested in how the culmination of the "cultivation of NATO culture" would look like and how the December escalation of the situation would end. It is understandable, and I did not hesitate to say about this, that the paper ("Security guarantees of Russia"), which the Russian Foreign Ministry has prepared for signing, is not subject to signing. Then the question arises, why did they go to Geneva and what did they want to get from it? If this is some kind of special operation, which one?

By the way, Western experts suggested that the purpose of the negotiations was to disrupt the negotiations in order to launch an offensive against Ukraine or (in a more favorable version) to leave the group of Russian troops on the border in order to endlessly irritate the Kiev regime and protect the Donetsk-Luhansk "republics" that are stuck in timelessness. from integration into continental Ukraine.

On the other hand, the role of those responsible for the deliberately negotiated "failure" was not very good, apparently, the "skyscraper" on the Garden Ring did not suit. After all, the Foreign Ministry was not created for the purpose of ruining the negotiations, and such a strange plan would be a stain on the reputation of diplomats. Therefore, propaganda made two opposing efforts. Firstly, I decided to pass off failure as success: although they did not sign anything, they nevertheless contributed to the resumption of consultations and began to talk with us as with a completely normal party. Secondly, she accused the opposite side of ... the loss of the culture of negotiations.

For "culturally" is to agree with us on everything. It is "uncivilized" to reduce the conversation about the security guarantees of Russia to the security guarantees of the NATO countries and their wards (Ukraine, the Baltic states and some other countries from the former socialist camp). As for the diplomats who came to the negotiations (and this is the deputy of Lavrov without Lavrov + Maria Zakharova), they, "cultured", came with their hands on their hips, like what Cossacks in Paris, and, as it were, with desperate kamikaze began to open all the doors with their feet, demonstrating if not result, so cool!

So, when Grushko reached US Undersecretary of State Wendy Sherman, she hesitantly held out her fist in Covidian style, ”says Anastasia Popova, head of the VGTRK European bureau, and Grushko gave her a contemptuous look (* key -“ contemptuously ”), courageously holding out his open palm to her. Sherman, I suppose, precipitated.

Memorable moments. How Grushko saved his portfolio

There were a few more memorable moments in the cool arena.

Here is Alexander Grushko, whom the NATO members joyfully welcome as an old acquaintance. (* Friendliness is the trademark hypocritical style of the West, - they say in Russia.) They lead to the site to take a collective photo. And Grushko has a weighty briefcase in his hands, which is somewhat inconvenient: everyone is light, and he seems to be with a bath broom. Delicate Stoltenberg suggests: let me hold it. But what does it mean for a status diplomat to let go of a portfolio (with instructions, not otherwise ...)? I immediately recall a film about the revolution: white officers attack a Soviet diplomat in a compartment in order to take possession of his portfolio. The diplomat fires back from a Mauser. Grushko doesn’t have a Mauser, so he only rejects the offer and doesn’t even seem to say "thank you." Offended Stoltenberg throws in his back: "Well, as you wish." The honor would have been offered. As a result, the portfolio is handed over to someone from the Russian delegation. The instructions are saved. Otherwise, NATO members would probably have said: “What portfolio? We haven't seen any portfolio! "

The Russian correspondent is curious about the very meeting of the Russia-NATO Council. Here, "ours" drew attention to the fact that Chairman Stoltenberg armed himself with a hammer, which Russians associated with the court or exchange trading. And even with aggression, he de threatened us with a hammer. (* Separately depicted in a caricature of the hysterical Stoltenberg with a big hammer.) Like, "they" wanted to show us that we have come to the court of the enlightened West and must justify ourselves there. " But it is they who have to justify that they expanded NATO to the East. (* It was then necessary to grab a hammer too, you can even pick up a jackhammer.

Direct inclusion of Zakharova.

Skabeeva with one pendant on her ear (* somewhat Taliban, as it seemed to me, the style) asks a lot of banal things, and at the end translates to "moronic" Psaki, who did not go to school:

- But Psaki says that we are constantly lying!

Zakharova (* indescribably amazed):

- Ha ha ha

(* Intonation: "I am Fantomas."

At the same time, TV diagnosed Victoria Nuland with early dementia (due to the fact that she offered Russia to engage in the fight against the epidemic, rather than look for a bloody conflict). Skabeeva: "But it seems that she is not yet an old woman."

Another of the "beautiful".

About Europe TV said that it is similar to Hiroshima and Nagasaki due to the fact that the Americans stopped reckoning with it and forced (* there was supposedly such a manual) everyone to repeat after Blinken about Russians¸ who “enter and do not leave”. Now, because of this, European politics is in ruins. Although it was the Russian side that refused to talk with European representatives, believing that the decision-making center is exclusively in the Washington Regional Committee.

In turn, Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Ryabkov compared the comments of the Bloomberg agency with the stinking Roquefort cheese. (* He, in general, is right, Russian cheese does not stink of anything, not even cheese.)

Putin warned us

Nevertheless, the news agenda began for several days with a more important topic than the prospects for a new world war. This is another wave of unpredictable covid and its omicron stamp. On this occasion, a statement was made: "We have two weeks to get ready." However, it remains unclear how to prepare, to whom to prepare. Either the whole country will be vaccinated again in two weeks (I'm afraid they will be reinfected even more in the crowd), or it is urgent to adopt a law on QR codes so that life does not seem like paradise. The viewers also drew attention to the expression “Awesome!”, With which Putin awarded the situation in America, where more than a million people allegedly fell ill at once. At the same time, it remains unclear again in what sense it is "amazing" - in the negative or in the positive? Like we were harming this America, and then they were killed by some kind of virus invisible to the naked eye. This is amazing!