Posted 20 января 2022,, 13:49

Published 20 января 2022,, 13:49

Modified 24 декабря 2022,, 22:37

Updated 24 декабря 2022,, 22:37

TV assures that nuclear war is no worse than taking Epiphany Dip in Icy water

TV assures that nuclear war is no worse than taking Epiphany Dip in Icy water

20 января 2022, 13:49
TV propagandists reassure the people that Russia is too big for all its inhabitants to die
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Television

Sergey Mitrofanov

Deputy Zhuravlev proposes to drown himself

The author of the ice-hole meme is deputy Zhuravlev. And this is how the meme was born. NATO allegedly trained its fighters and forced them to jump into the hole. Someone later filed a million dollar lawsuit, having experienced stress and suspecting bullying. This, however, made Zhuravlev, Deputy Chairman of the State Duma Defense Committee of the Russian Federation, very amused, because he presented us with “NATO soldiers” as squishy and sissies, who will not shine in a clash with courageous Russia, where everyone jumps into the hole not for money, but only for pleasure and remove.

“Tomorrow the whole country will jump into the icy hole for free”, - deputy Zhuravlev spread his hands wide, and no one will ask for money.

Funny.

But also strange. If NATO is sissies and squishy, then what is the justification for the current international crisis and the fact that Russia is allegedly driven into a corner by sissies and squishy? In addition, I want to imagine literally: what will happen if the whole country, and these are pensioners, and those infected with covid, and the disabled, and the unemployed, and the homeless, and pop stars, everything, everything, suddenly climb into the hole? Will everyone get out of there? Will this create a burden on the national healthcare system?

In fact, it is almost impossible to penetrate the inner world of deputy Zhuravlev, but it is no coincidence that his meme corresponds with the statement in the program of Voskresky Solovyov. There, for the first time, the idea was substantiated that a nuclear war is not so terrible. (* And the hole is not terrible, and the war is not terrible.) Since, if implemented, it will destroy the entire United States, and Russia only by 60%. It makes sense to try!

We understand that the forest rangers in the vast forests will survive, and the geologists who are lucky enough to mow down on expeditions, and, of course, our glorious "tops" - they will hide in bunkers. Hiroshima, by the way, is a beautiful city, it has become better and cleaner than before, before the nuclear bombing. And it was also said there.

In other words, here is the idea of a new "Beautiful Russia of the future" - in the cleansing nuclear ruins. And a little radiation is not a hindrance.

(*From the news: “President Putin decided not to take traditional Epiphany Dip in Icy water this year because of the epidemiological situation”. Maybe it will carry over with the radiation as well?)

Eternal cooperation or eternal confrontation?

Meanwhile, talks were held in Moscow between the foreign ministers of Russia and Germany. German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbock began with ritual diplomatic courtesy, saying that she understands how important good relations with Russia are. However, nothing further went on. Lavrov did not give her flowers. And gave to other women! And when the negotiations ended, Annalena was so exhausted (she was exhausted by Lavrov) that she asked to send her a make-up artist to retouch moral bruises and bruises.

But the deputy of the Russian parliament, Zhuravlev, did not think this was enough. He proposed in the future to completely dispense with ritual politeness. It is necessary, grit, any negotiations with Germany should immediately begin with a mention of June 22, 1941. Like, you attacked us, and we hit you, we will hit you, and more, if anything. A valuable undertaking!

Tretyakov: “I understand that the lady has no education” (*This is because, before negotiations with Lavrov, she laid flowers on the grave of the “Heavenly Hundred” in Kiev). Zhuravlev: “A shameful creature”, (*By the way, also before the negotiations.)

However, after all, Burbock could have started her diplomatic greeting not with a statement of the eternal confrontation, but with the glorious history of coordinated interaction between Russia and Germany. This would also be strong in the current fashionable trolling.

I imagine: “We have a lot of experience in cooperation, Mr. Lavrov ...” In 1918, Germany offered Lenin assistance in suppressing the Social Revolutionary rebellion, despite the fact that Russia and Germany were, as it were, at war. And in 1939, Russia and Germany signed a treaty of friendship and mutual assistance, after which they soon peacefully divided among themselves militaristic Poland, responsible (according to some historical concepts prevailing in Russia) for the outbreak of World War II.

After all, we can be friends whenever we want!

Cheerful Borya

For some reason, a lot of time was devoted to Boris Johnson, who had parties after work (or did, because footage of only one party was presented). There he famously danced with a black exotic woman who held in her hands something like a Jedi sword.

To be honest, I don't really understand what's wrong with all this. He dances, but should he sit gloomily in the prime minister's chair? Dancing with a black woman, but should he be with a white one? Drinking after work? And who will you surprise with this in Russia? So nervous work! Did he do it during the pandemic, when he ordered everyone to stay at home? TV definitely didn't like Johnson. Allegedly, the fact of such a party should immediately drive him out of the prime minister's chair, which, of course, did not happen.

But TV grabbed Johnson not because he is cheerful and does not threaten anyone with a nuclear war. But because the UK had just sent a plane with light anti-tank defensive weapons to Kiev, which was deployed by TV in two opposite propaganda lines.

First: ridiculous help from the West. There is only one plane here, and we have a huge army and a cloud of nuclear missiles. The second line: the threat to Russia comes from the armed Ukraine, if we do not stop Ukraine, it will attack Russia. We have nowhere else to go!

These lines, the stump is clear, contradict each other. But TV never cared.

Criminal Poroshenko

The media took notice of the "return to prison" fashion. Navalny returned - and immediately sat down. Saakashvili returned - he also ended up in jail. And then Petro Poroshenko returned - right to the bench. TV is terribly happy about this, and he devotes a huge amount of time to this fact, which is why the problem does not become more understandable. The fact is that TV does not like Poroshenko because he uncompromisingly reacted to the annexation of Crimea, and Pyotr Alekseevich is being judged precisely for a compromise - for a deal with the rebellious Donbass to supply coal to freezing continental Ukraine, qualifying this as treason.

It would seem that it is impossible to change both Ukraine and Russia at once, but TV and the populist government of today's Ukraine do not bother with this "bad luck" and suddenly find themselves in solidarity. Meanwhile, a huge number of Poroshenko's supporters with the banners of the European Union drove up to the court building and arranged, as TV said, a uniformed coven.

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