Our TV set exposed Protasevich's "provocation" and prepared for a meeting with Biden

Sergey Mitrofanov

And Protasevich succeeded in all this in a wonderful way. But the TV did not sleep and exposed all the provocations. Meanwhile, Biden tearfully insisted on his meeting with Putin. Will obviously ask for forgiveness.

In the beginning, the story looked like this. Someone Protasevich, a journalist, twenty-six-year-old head of the Telegram channel, boarded a plane in Greece to fly to Vilnius, where he was currently hiding from the Lukashenko regime, and the traffic passed just over Belarus. Until now, the latter, in general, was not very scary, because the riot police usually do not rush into planes on the move.

On the way, what happened was that the Belarusian authorities demanded for some reason to land this plane in Minsk, and to make the request seem as convincing to the ship commander as possible, they put a fighter on the tail of a civilian flight with the authority to shoot it down if something happens.

Naturally, the aircraft commander had no choice but to land.

Next is the routine. In Minsk, border guards and other special services checked all passengers, found a "piano in the bushes" - Protasevich, and a mysterious Russian woman Sofia Sapega. Since their names were in the database of wanted persons, the special services glorified the Lord, who so successfully fitted the opponents of the Belarusian regime to them. And these persons were arrested. And the plane, after a certain delay, went to its destination. It looks like rock and chance, but everything seems to be resolved for most of the passengers.

In Moscow, especially in the State Duma, nevertheless, this operation caused euphoria. The deputies expressed their sincere admiration that the allied president of Belarus had learned to behave in the manner of the "Washington Regional Committee". So we can, whenever we want, and the devil himself is not our brother today, - the Russian deputies decided at first.

And in the institutions of the European Union and the United States, on the contrary, indignant mind boiled like a wave. And this wave rolled like the ninth wave to Belarus. The incident was declared state piracy, and it was decided not to fly over Belarus at all. Then they thought about it and decided to declare sanctions on Belarus. Namely, to aggravate sanctions against the ill-fated Nord Stream-2, and at the same time torpedo the good old Yamal-Europe gas pipeline with sanctions, which seems to have nothing to do with it, but unfortunately also passed through Belarus.

Here in the Russian Duma, as you can understand, they ceased to rejoice, but on the contrary began to be indignant that Russia, for reasons of the usual Russophobia, was glued into this scandalous situation. As the press secretary of the Russian president Dmitry Peskov noted, they have some kind of obsession in the West - to blame Russia for everything when the incident is purely Belarusian. (* Indeed, in current political science there is a debate whether the Union State has a unified government or not).

The story of the dashing kidnapping of the enemy of the Belarusian president began to rapidly turn into another story. First, in the story "what was to be done?" For someone (“Will you prove that our agent?”) Either called or wrote an e-mail to the control room of the Belarusian airport with a warning about a bomb planted. And the plane flew both over the capital and over the nuclear power plant. Consequently, there was no other way out, how to plant. With a bomb in the capital.

Then the sender of the provocative letter was specified. And there was also a signature. Hamas. Presumably, this was a response to the aggressive actions of Israel. For some reason, Hamas fighters decided to either shoot down or nightmare the plane of the Irish low-cost airline, which was flown mainly by citizens of Lithuania. They don't know much about Hamas, where is Israel and where is Lithuania. Dark people.

The version, however, did not resist.

And finally, an insight came to the experts from the Russian TV. In fact, Protasevich himself declared to Lukashenko: “Eat me!”, And the old dad could not resist. And the Entente special services hid behind Protasevich. They deliberately led the young beast-journalist to the catcher-Belarusian dictator, but in order to catch the catcher. Ideally, they were even ready for Protasevich to be killed in the heat of the moment, and the plane was shot down along with the passengers. Terrible cynics. But all the TV people on the Russian TV said: “No! The provocation will not work", Why, however, it won't work is not very clear, because the plane was landed by a fighter, and the journalist-beast was caught. Those. they did everything as the Entente had planned.

And by the way, you landed the plane with Morales in 2013, suspecting that he was hiding Snowden, and after 2001 decided that it was allowed to shoot down planes if they, after being captured by terrorists, turned into weapons of mass attack. The latter allegedly forced Biden to take time for reflection ("What if they will remember Snowden in Russia?"). Finally, he decided that Snowden was an old affair, and not like Protasevich, and also condemned Lukashenko. But not everyone has Alzheimer's, Mr. Biden, not everyone!

The logic of the Biden administration: Snowden is not equal to Protasevich. Snowden is a real irreversible harm to the security of the United States, and Protasevich is just a guy whom Lukashenka does not like. The guy, however, is called the commander-in-chief of the Belarusian riots, but imagine how he, with the money of fascist Lithuania (* if someone does not remember, Lithuania is also part of the USSR, the same as Belarus) gives commands for a coup from his home computer, and these commands for some reason- then they are executed (“Well, I'll tell you through the computer, go and arrange a coup, will you go?”), there is hardly an adequate description of reality.

Meanwhile, a meeting between Biden and Putin is approaching... They will be "clearing away the rubble" at it. And in order to clean up the rubble, you first need to pile them up thoroughly. According to TV, "Reboot" will not work.