Question of the day: will Santa Claus be recognized as foreign agent?

New Year's Eve news of the pandemic era is similar to the ravings of a madman: Russian media are seriously reporting that Santa Claus from Veliky Ustyug was vaccinated and will receive guests only with QR-codes, and all this with reference to the governor of the Vologda region. This news did not go unnoticed by the deputy Milonov, who, with a blue eye, said that "Santa Claus must be vaccinated". And in response, equally crazy news from all regions flew: Trans-Baikal and Tatar Santa Clauses were vaccinated. And in general, all the actors playing the roles of Santa Claus and Snow Maiden are required to be vaccinated and wear masks, reminded the organizer of the All-Russian Congress of Santa Clauses and Snow Maidens Zinaida Moor.

However, our anti-vaxxers also found themselves in this environment. So, a certain "Santa Claus from a Moscow estate" admitted that he does not wear a mask. Because the mask is replaced by a mustache and a beard. And in general: "Everyone should go in for sports, and nothing will stick to you." So Moore explained: “By tradition, Santa Claus will have gloves on his hands, and a thick long beard replaces a medical mask. The Snow Maidens will all be wearing masks ... And they will all be vaccinated this year. "But, on the other hand, experts admitted that Santa Claus has a beard as the main breeding ground for coronavirus!

It would be perfectly logical for all this nonsense to transfer to Santa Claus and other crazy realities of modern Russia. As the analyst Gleb Stashkov wittily wrote: “But I’m thinking: what if Santa Claus is vaccinated, but receives funding from abroad? Should he tell the children, “This gift is being distributed by a person acting as a foreign agent”?

And what about the traditional Santa Clauses that appear every year in television, and not only, advertising? Can they throw drugs in bags with gifts?